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Federal Worker Receives Hilarious 5-Page Reprimand Letter Detailing His Horrible Smelling Farts Dec 24th 2012, 00:00 On December 10, a 38-year-old Social Security employee received a formal slap on the wrist for "conduct unbecoming a federal officer," AKA polluting the air in his office with his turd hatch's finest. Dude has gas, lots and lots of stanky ass gas, and his co-workers couldn't take it anymore. Naturally, they complained to their boss, then they went the extra mile and logged all of the farts he blew on 17 different days. During those days, the man cut top-shelf SHITWIND 60 times. Although who knows how many of his co-workers started ripping ass during those days just to frame him? I know if I was in that office, and I could blame my every fart on someone else, I'd blow assburps recklessly. People would walk by my cube and I'd be mid-waft, just loving life and shit. Categories: {categories}Life Tags: federal worker, office problems, wtf

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