Monday, December 10, 2012

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Why She's Not Sleeping With You Tonight, Or Ever
Dec 10th 2012, 00:00

Why She's Not Sleeping With You Tonight, Or Ever

She’s that girl you’ve had your eye on for months. She’s the girl that you text on a Friday night before you’ve even started drinking. The girl that you’re actually listening to at the bar as you order her another tequila shot. She laughs at your stupid jokes and seems interested in that story about your brother’s dog but at the end of the night, she’s hopping in a cab with her roommates. Is she just a tease? Have you been friend-zoned?  Why is she going home to her empty bed every night when you’ve saved her a seat on the bus to Pound Town (other than the fact that you have hair like Sisqo)?


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