As of now, drunk mice are the only ones benefiting from this -- those fuckers have all the fun -- but MIT scientists claim that an impending super pill consisting of two alcohol-busting enzymes will make you sober in seconds. This will definitely reduce drinking and driving related deaths, if it ever comes to market. However, if I've just picked up some hot chick at the bar, I'd rather not pop the sober pill, take a cab home and last longer in bed than become sober, drive my own car and nut in two minutes. Unless, of course, this super pill really is super and allows your dick to stay drunk while your brain is sober. Wow. That would make this the invention of our lifetime.
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