Valentine’s Day is confusing for Dudes. It’s like watching a really hot porno where the big reveal is that “she” is a “he” and you resolve to clearing your browser history forever. It’s VERY confusing. What if you’ve gone on a couple of dates with a girl and only climaxed from the dry humping? Do you get her flowers? A card? What if you and this chick’s relationship only exists between the hours of 12am and 8am (what I call the “third shifters”)? Do you get her chocolates? A papier mache heart? We know that Valentine’s Day matters to girls and we know we have to acknowledge it’s existence no matter how much it hurts. But there’s no CVS commercial about the guy who has banged a chick four times and the first time wasn’t that great but that third time you rocked it and you’re not really sure where it all stands. Well, J-Train is here to help. Below is a quiz. It’s like the one’s girls take in Cosmo except way less gay and totally straight (that-chick-who-was-actually-a-guy porno really has me twisted up inside). At the end you add up your score and it will tell you what you should do for Valentine’s Day. Good luck.
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